Get Everything Done

Never say no
Be careful not to say no to other people in case you cause offense. And of course never say no to any of your own impulses - that would be to limit yourself.
Don’t be systematic
Establishing good systems would take a lot of time which you don’t have - mainly because of the huge amount of time you have to use sorting out the mess caused by your lack of system.
Keep starting things you don’t finish
Having loads of unfinished projects is a sign that you are a person with huge potential - even if it hasn’t yet translated itself into any form of achievement.
Build up huge backlogs
Backlogs are a sign that you are a really busy person, and therefore a really worthwhile person.
Take more work on than you can possibly do
Too much work provides the perfect excuse for not actually achieving that much.
Keep chopping and changing
If you stick to projects until they come to fruition you will miss out on loads of opportunities (which you will also fail to stick to).
Don’t sort things out
When something goes wrong you have two possible courses of action: 1) give up, or 2) work round it. The third course of action - sort it out - would obviously be far too impractical.
Don’t identify any long-term goals
It’s much more fulfilling to live in the present.
Avoid doing anything that takes you out of your comfort zone
Life is for enjoying, so why spend your time struggling to make things happen?
Do first things last
Always have plenty of easy trivial tasks to give you a reason for not tackling the more difficult things which really matter.